crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011

Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack

Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy

by annhaw123 February 8, 2022

Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

by Micheal Seagram March 19, 2020

Crack mouth

a distinguishable feature on every crackhead. in which the crack head has a slim jaw and no teeth.

you can tell he's a crackhead look he has crack mouth.

by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp May 5, 2018

Pillow in the crack

When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow

I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.

by Eltie February 5, 2018

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive

Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.

by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024