Cake Hangover

When you think you woke up feeling shitty due to the fact that you ate too much cake and got too little sleep the night before, but find out later that you actually have the stomach flu.

When Raphael woke up, he dismissed how shitty he felt as a Cake Hangover. However, his mother said he had a fever, rediagnosing him as having stomach flu.

by gomarili December 9, 2008

Paddy Cake

When two men are engaging in anal sex and one man pulls out his poop covered penis and beats the other in the face with it until there are little poop cakes all over said face.

For a truly authentic "paddy" cake, one of the participants must have been born in Ireland, or the act must be performed on St. Paddy's Day.

Chris and Danny smell like shit because they were up all night playing paddy cake.

by cbass14 May 19, 2011

Cakesicles

The greatest concept to infultrate the baked goods industry, a desert superior to Cake in almost everyway, with the added mobility, and extra tastyness that comes from being mounted on a stick.

Cakesicle tray: $19.95
Being the coolest kid in school for bringing Cakesicles: Priceless

by Naton April 24, 2007

cake taker

Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.

You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.

by shazam723 March 23, 2010

Cake Nazi

One who must have complete perfection when baking anything, especially a cake.

-WHY THE HELL IS THE ICING SMUDGED?!?!
- jeeze, don't be suck a cake nazie

by refudiation December 2, 2010

Cake

A) Short for "Piece of Cake"

B)Easy, simple, sweet

Friend 1: I'm not sure if I got the job yet, still have the interview and then the ride along.

Friend 2: Dude, I heard once you pass the interview process the rest is cake.

by TurnJacson September 23, 2011

Cake

Anything you love, everyone loves cake!

Dude! It was pure cake!

by The Spacer February 24, 2012