by 🐛🐛🐛 March 31, 2024
Get the GONNA-BLOWmug. by Orange Smurf November 6, 2013
Get the sneaky snow blowmug. 
by Schoolplaynerd March 10, 2018
Get the Low blowmug. When a guy does a favor for a girl that's so helpful, so amazing, only a blowjob is suitable repayment.
"Wow, Sarah. Last night my car broke down at 3 am. And the only person who was still up was James. He drove all the way across the city and helped me get it started. Then he escorted me home to make sure it didn't die again."
"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"
"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"
by krandall September 7, 2013
Get the Blow-worthymug. Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008
Get the Hunter blow thy hornmug. When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.
I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.
by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017
Get the Bottle blowingmug.