Agent Black

Code name used for your secret, unstoppable hitman when you're being threatened or annoyed by someone you don't like.

Guy1: Hey man.. Sorry your girlfriend cheated on you.

Guy2: It's okay.. I called in Agent Black to take care of them both.

Guy1: That's terrible.

by Yadi-kinzz July 5, 2012

Black yard

Another word for Blacktop.

"Again, more street racers on the black yard."
"Whats a black yard?"
"Another word for blacktop."
"Arent blacktops a think on school playgrounds too?"
"Yeah I'm just using the first Urban Dictionary definition on it."

by A human I guess July 2, 2022

Black Jimbo

An African American male with a well built physique and near superhuman strength but with a brain the size of a peanut. Black Jimbo's have a hard time concentrating on basic tasks such as walking and blinking their eyes.

I asked Marcus to let me borrow a pen but he gave me ruler instead. I should have known better because he's a Black Jimbo.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 15, 2020

Black Panther

When your at Black Panther and the couple next you is making out and you hear a queer slip out.

Man i was at Black Panther and shit was queefy.

by WisconsinStankyStank420 January 15, 2023

Black superman

The announcers always pick the least interesting kind of guy when they try to compare an athlete to a superhero, the most dull kind of guy. What about Black batman, the Black hulk, Black spiderman, and guys like that? Why don't you ever hear about them?

Some of these athletes don't have such a limited imagination, where they have to be one kind of guy, like Black superman. They might have their own kind of guy in mind, yet all you hear is the announcer telling them they have to be Black superman, there is no other option.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

Black Sabbath

A fuckin amazing metal band that christians hate

Person 1: I listen to Black Sabbath

Person: How dare you, if you listen to metal music, the devil will make u kill ur mom

by Apersonwithagoodtasteinmusic April 24, 2020

Black Site

They are everywhere. Institutions that use historical, modern, and future methods of interrogation and Torture.

I think almost every one of those places has a area dedicated specifically to a black site, I know.

by HopeForTheHidden March 18, 2022