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Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
HOLY HELL
by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022
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rotten apple

a) an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

b) a piece of bad news
mother: Becky, i have a rotten apple for you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my compilliterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
by psyche2511 July 30, 2023
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Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)
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Apple picker

A contemptuous term for someone hailing from Washington state.
My brother moved to Tacoma and married an apple picker.
by Tjjmon December 18, 2022
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Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples
ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!
by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010
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Apple

Apple: UK Slang word for a Caucasian Woman. When you cut a Apple in half the inside is similar to white skin. Hence the term Apple. Also could mean a attractive white woman. The blibical connotation is Eve giving Adam the Apple to eat. A woman seduction, temptation and desire represented as an Apple. The term Apple originates from London.
Look at that pretty Apple. She a rotten Apple. All these Apple's are on me.
by Sweetmatecol April 1, 2020
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