fucking anal-discharge

where you're so angry that you are about to and/or wish upon the act of spaz-tastically shoot fucking liquid out of your ass. *painful*

tera: you are so fucking stupid
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!

by darksunnymoon November 7, 2019

Anal Root Canal

A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.

Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.

by Wyo For Life May 24, 2018

Busted anal pipeline

Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.

Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.

by Lisamarshall420 February 7, 2017

anal beads anthem

you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming

yo can you play the anal beads anthem i love that song!

by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020

Crispy anal flaps

Anal flaps that are crispy

Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know

by BKed bean burrito February 11, 2021

Anal gestation juice

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later

"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

bursting anal milk

white cream coming out of your asshole, it just bursts out like u can't even feel it

last night my wife had "bursting anal milk"

by pu$$y_$layer_101 March 25, 2017