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American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021
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Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.
My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.
by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021
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American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 17, 2021
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American Cheese

1. Referred to as an American that eats processed food such as Twinkies, Lunchables, and American cheese and is severely ugly; could be identified as a monster.
2. A woman or girl that is really hot typically with blonde hair because their hair matches what the color of American cheese is. She could be ugly too but cheese is cheese
1. (in walmart) look at that sad overweight AMERICAN CHEESE in the frozen food section. I cant believe someone could live like that CHEESE.

2. (in the mall) Bro that AMERICAN CHEESE is so hot she’s like a model.
by Sea person July 19, 2021
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American ass fries

A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.

this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.

this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.

this is a form of domination pleasure.

your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"
"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"
by A mentally ill person February 16, 2022
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North American Faggot

An individual with a social status that makes others feel inferior.
With a North American Faggot like that around I will never get that promotion.
by Federalgrass February 17, 2022
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American language

What people who speak English speak
Another word for British or English
I wish I could talk another language but American language some days
by 459395 February 19, 2022
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