Holy BANANA

THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE

holy banana = holy powers

by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 7, 2019

Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.

OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.

by Thrust Levers October 13, 2022

banana garbage

Banana garbage means all the dirtiest and ugliest and meanest words in the world

Banana garbage is what you are

by Peter gallons December 24, 2017

banana

The most amazing thing ever for practicing

i deep throat a banana for practice with my boyfriend

by omlitsTaylor October 6, 2022

The Banana Syrup War

A War Being Fought By TheDumbPankake with his army (PankakesThings) against TheBlueBonnie and his gang (Boonana Gang).
The war is being fought in a deserted town where the two teams have built a base of operation. Pankake built a castle fortress and Bonnie built a modern fortress.

The Banana Syrup war raged on in the middle of the desert.

by TheDumbPankake July 30, 2022

banana peel

Quick question: do you have a life
like why are you searching banana peel on urban dictionary
definition: a peel of a banana, most commonly found on a banana

a:"I ate a banana peel today"
b:"Was it good?"
a:"It tasted like a banana"

by Meme Ghost September 27, 2021

Scottish Banana

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016