Egg

A term usually used to refer to an absolute idiot, especially of Iranian descent. An egg will often attempt to act intimidating, or even smart, but all such attempts are fruitless. An egg’s body follows its head, mainly because of its skull being full of rock.

“Bro, what’s the deal with that idiot who walks with his head?”
“Bro, I’m pretty sure he an egg.”

by samuelli February 28, 2019

Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

eggs

taste yummy

mm eggs yummy

by blueoystercultfan24 November 25, 2019

Eggs

An American slang term for when something is pretty cool, or when stuff is generally going your way.

Jeremy: Hey, my boss gave me the day off
Dylan: Oh, eggs

Steve: Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow at 3
Jordan: Eggs

by JeremyGriffis August 15, 2021

Egg

Someone that types up egg on urban dictionary hoping to find a fuck recipe or something

Christine: I like eggs
Jimbob:fuck off

by I like trains23 March 8, 2019