Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

Fire

When da man dem say some gay shit you shout fire

Man dem: I have a banana for you
Me: FIRE!

Man dem: oh that felt good
Me: FIRE!

Man dem: my ass hurts
Me: FIRE!

by Yxng.smoke.dgc September 27, 2019

Dry Fire About

To do a specific action aka Dry fire a firearm about what ever problem occurs

Idk man have you tried dry fire about it.

by Ar10jeebus June 11, 2024

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024

ring of fire

The burning sensation around your butthole when you take an urgent dump (or five) the next morning following a night of way too much tequila and lots of spicy salsa on yer appetizers.

From the bathroom: "Aaarrrggggggggg - ooowwwwwww!!!"
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."

by Li'l Scotty May 3, 2010

wood fire

When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire

Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.

by chinahassmoldic April 19, 2018

fire hydrant

the definition for the first american moon landing

"i think the fire hydrant was fake"

by daxx3106 June 7, 2018