Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

National give ur girl a hoodie day

A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!

Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”

Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”

Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”

by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020

Morbanging ur mom

When u bang ur mom in morbin

P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!

by Dragonboilol September 13, 2022

Ur mom

A phrase used by someone when they're bored

Joseph: "What does this word mean"
Bob: "Your mom"

by Unidentified_Legend October 18, 2022

ur mom

YIOU SCUKING DEEZ NUTS BITCHSDH FUDSHDKSFJLSH

ur mom is so trash and fat

by Rayuu October 21, 2021

snipp snipp ur dicc dicc

if you sin, you lose your penis privileges.
you can't hide, they will always take it away from you.

"fuck i wore yoga pants today"
"well i guess we have no choice but to snipp snipp ur dicc dicc"

by fuckingfetus October 17, 2019

no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.

*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE

by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021