Seat Meat

The person or persons attached to your project of group assignment that provides absolutely no value to the activity other then keeping a seat at the table warm.

Person 1: "Maybe we should ask Jason to do that."
Person 2: "Don't waste your time. He is just seat meat."

by Man in the White Coat March 9, 2017

Douche Meat

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

meat sissy

Some people are not up for the game of rock and roll. Meat sissy defines a human very viable of having a great time. A meat sissy invites friends over, doesn’t answer their phone for a few hours. Upon arrival of these invited friend, meat sissy is in the shower, hiding their face from the fun life.
Don’t be a meat sissy.

Arian: chiling in Rio! Wanna come through?

Sara: Yis!!!

(Sara calls Arian a numerous amount of times and shows up at Arians with friends)

Arian: (in shower hiding)

Sara: Arian is such a meat sissy

by AmberSoovani:) April 14, 2019

Meat Castle

Homosexuals on steroids that love the word "Meat"

I left the gym cause there were Meat Castles everywhere and I don't get down like that.

by Whatitiswhatitdo93 November 30, 2014

Mixed Meat

Some of the queerest motherfuckers in MD. These gayboys are those who are bi-racial (half black/half white) and often just straight up black kids searching for their identity among the other 6 black people in MD outside of Baltimore. The Mixed Meat squad likes to smoke alot of weed and occasionaly get arrested for robbing drug dealers or petty shoplifting. They are the scum of the earth and no one likes them except themselves.

Q: Who are those douche bags over there acting all cool?

A: Oh, just some Mixed Meat fucking retards.

by I hate Westminster January 21, 2011

Meat Pistol

A catch in by a receiver American football when both the receiver and defensive back go up for the football, and the receiver embarrasses the DB and comes down with the football....and vice versa.

Did you see Randy Moss's Meat Pistol over Aaron Ross?

by Ghamin December 13, 2009

HORSE MEAT

we all love HORSE MEAT you should try MOOMEAT it is good too.

Samara visited me this weekend. but she left early since my room was too bright and dry for her taste. she prefers the well instead.

by that hottie ova there >>> June 18, 2003