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twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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Cheap crack

Any white powder (usually chalk dust or drywall) sprayed with a few or more chemicals such that when it’s snorted it causes a high. Usually a much more dangerous high and since no two batches are the same it can become highly addictive.
You need to ease off the cheap crack I heard it’s far more addictive.
by CuteLilTato November 20, 2017
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Crack

by Physicians March 17, 2021
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Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!
by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020
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Crack

Crack is something the hobo was trying to heat up with a spoon and a lighter it wasn’t serial
Jimmy loves crack he does it off your moms back!
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crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011
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Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack
Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy
by annhaw123 February 8, 2022
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