A tragically mild yet unnecessarily dramatic shooter made of half Apple Sourz and half vodka. Often consumed by people who scream “shots!” but whisper “responsibility.”
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
“I thought we were partying — then he ordered a Lil' Bitch Shot.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
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Lau Shot
(noun)
In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.
A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.
Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.
(noun)
In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.
A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.
Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.
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