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House

Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.
Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.

Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?

Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
by Jvpizz July 26, 2021
mugGet the Housemug.

house of prime rib

a strip club specializing in big boned, meaty female strippers.
headed to house of prime rib tonight; gonna get my big lady fetish on. yeuh.
by yourmommasboyfriendshouse January 10, 2014
mugGet the house of prime ribmug.

toll house cookie

When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.
Meghan had a toll house cookie on her bed when she returned from her trip
by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024
mugGet the toll house cookiemug.

Haunted House

a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020
mugGet the Haunted Housemug.

house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.
by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024
mugGet the house tangomug.

House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house
Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.
by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022
mugGet the House potatomug.

Mahd House

It's a group of friends that enjoy cruise and women and youthfulness, founding members include swanky, Alpha, ujay, Wonder man, Cashii Sss, Vincent, Kester, Lite etc

When it comes to this group ladies beware they break your heart and keave you stranded in regrets

Apart from that they are all about getting money while they arw young
__________mahd house
by PRO MAHD HOUSE May 22, 2021
mugGet the Mahd Housemug.

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