Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.
Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.
Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?
Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?
Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
by Jvpizz July 26, 2021
Get the Housemug. by yourmommasboyfriendshouse January 10, 2014
Get the house of prime ribmug. When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.
by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024
Get the toll house cookiemug. a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
I warned you!
by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020
Get the Haunted Housemug. A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.
by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024
Get the house tangomug. Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.
by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022
Get the House potatomug. It's a group of friends that enjoy cruise and women and youthfulness, founding members include swanky, Alpha, ujay, Wonder man, Cashii Sss, Vincent, Kester, Lite etc
When it comes to this group ladies beware they break your heart and keave you stranded in regrets
Apart from that they are all about getting money while they arw young
When it comes to this group ladies beware they break your heart and keave you stranded in regrets
Apart from that they are all about getting money while they arw young
by PRO MAHD HOUSE May 22, 2021
Get the Mahd Housemug.