Tom

The most grouchiest old guy ever. He yells at his kids when he gets opportunity. Completes projects half way and make his “loved ones” finish them. And children are missing one chromosome.

Girl 1: See that ugly guy?
Girl2: Yea that’s tom

by Ihatetom11 December 11, 2018

Tomming

When one poops in public places

Why is “Jane” in the bathroom for so long? They are tomming.

by Tming October 8, 2022

Tom cameron

He is the pengest man on the planet

Omg Tom cameron is so peng

by Ccfc yaned January 13, 2020

TOM

Tom means trying to act cool before a date. When the moment is there to show up you just walk past the person while ignore him/her/them.

Friend: Hey, how was your date.
Me :the guy pulled a tom on me ... :(
Friend: aww what an asshole! He didn't even say hello when you approach him?
Me: No, he just walked away...

by TheHallwayman July 24, 2021

Tom stubbs

Absolutely utter cunt

Mate:who’s that new guy Tom stubbs
Friend: He’s a bitch stay away

by Kenzgang69420 December 5, 2018

Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

Tom Moley

This is a ginger male who once had a mole on his penis, he has many moles over his body. He is a man of great stature but uses too many long words! Usually found in north Carolina or Gibralta.

Hey look at ginger Tom Moley!

by Blackdidi February 19, 2019