Maria Sam

Bubbly, funny, and naturally easy to be around. Smart, intelligent, and genuinely brilliant—but never showy about it. He thinks for himself, not a follower, always the captain of his own thoughts. A good listener and a solid friend you can rely on. Rare in the best way. Overthinks sometimes, but that’s okay.

He handled the situation in a very Maria Sam way—calm, thoughtful, funny at the right moment, and completely his own person

by Lameonlyla December 25, 2025

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

doing the sam

To bite someone’s ballsack whilst giving another man a blowjob.

Did you hear how Harry was doing the Sam on Hugo?

by Ell Moss Inspires Me November 28, 2017

a regular jack and sam

alternative way to say 'average joe'.
Usually used by creative, 'non-boring' people

"Who's that?"

"Eh, just a regular jack and sam

by Jackie Sam March 6, 2018

pull a sam

have esex and leave her on read.

Kai told Daye to pull a sam on his girlfriend.

by signedbykami June 6, 2018

Do a sam

When you're in a relationship with a guy but he won't show any affection or put out

So how was your night did you get lucky or did he "do a sam"?

by Rhi Annon August 11, 2018

Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.

It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018