Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Tossing The Salad

Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.

My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.

by DogOfDeviance March 11, 2024

Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.

She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.

by NoahGreen April 18, 2024

Grape in a chicken salad

It’s a sex thing. Commonly performed at mask parties and sometimes used as a code word. It’ll get you in the door and get you off.

I enjoy a grape in a chicken salad.

by TheZissou December 23, 2024

Toss the Salad

The act of moving furniture in your friend's house.

Jim: "I just got a new couch, want to toss the salad in my living room tonight?"

Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"

by 01Pineapplez01 January 17, 2025

Glaze pina salada

Verb. When you ejaculate into a toilet full of your own stool.

I got turned on while taking a shit and just glaze pina salada'd my shit.

by SpliceGod March 3, 2026

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025