Post physique

Something gay dudes say while in an internet argument as a way to look at other dudes’ bodies.

Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot

by Piewert June 5, 2024

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

by beedub75 October 27, 2021

Why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my post

To cover up the weaponized schizophrenia.

Hym "I don't. But that doesn't why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my post. So I'm not going to pretend this isn't anything other than self-preservation from you. Drone strike all of the therapist (or people claiming to be therapists) who are participating in the weaponized schizophrenia. Murder them."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Post-Order

To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.

Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.

by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023

Boast post

A humble brag on social media.

That influencer just boast post’ed about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.

by FilipinoReno December 16, 2021

Post

Happy Thanksgiving!!
Never would I have imagined…
A love like this…
Being with you…
Is my sole wish!!!!
Okay… and a kiss 😘

The thought makes me smile…
Everything about you …
Is what I love!!!
Until the day…
I am sitting next you on this holiday…
Telling you I love YOU …
In every way …
My words on here will have to do…
At least for today…

I am thankful for this love with you!!!
UD… I am thankful for you too…
Although you know what you could do:)
Publish my posts ❤️❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 22, 2023

post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.

I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.

by sachimiprimi June 14, 2011