bee poo

bee poo is kalala (not to be mixed up with "bee boo" which is NOT kalala)
bee poo is kalala
by yoolee April 13, 2025
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Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.
“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”
by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
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Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.
by nofun March 06, 2014
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Poo doo

The act of pinning the weakest friend to the ground and holding his face and picking who’s ass is the hairiest and sitting, bare ass, on the friends face.
Eli gave me a nasty poo doo. I could taste his butthole.
by Buttholebeaver12 December 20, 2024
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Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another
Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!
by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021
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Poo-man-chu

The act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.
I totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that mofo came out with a poo-man-chu.
by johnathon michael October 12, 2011
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Poo Manchu

The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
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