Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.

Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022

Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.

Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie

by Myell98 July 21, 2018

straight white girl appreciation day

September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.

Happy straight white girl appreciation day!

by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023

costume straight

Word for a bisexual.

That man is costume straight.

by jerry dow May 24, 2019

Straight Fuck

When two straight dudes fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"

by Brosketti May 5, 2020

Straight Poolin'

When someone defecates their britches. A most disturbing fate indeed.

"I'm straight poolin'... straight poolin' shit in my pants!" (This is a quote from Homestuck)

by Gusso Sorsusso June 28, 2025