May 16

National morning s€x day.

Hey it’s may 16.

Yes i know let’s have morning s€x.

by hrbt23 May 12, 2023

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

May 4

National Make-out Day! the day where you can spend hours making out with the one you love the most (gf/bf)

let's make-out its May 4

by Rainy_day963 May 3, 2024

May 7

Raegyn’s birthday
On this day you have to subscribe to her YouTube @raegynisswaggy

“It’s may 7”
“Okay and…”
“Have you subscribed to raegyn yet?”
“No I haven’t, thanks for reminding me!”

by rumplestiltskinswife February 25, 2022

3rd of May

National hug Jayden day

Person 1:Yo do you wanna hug Jayden
Person 2:Yes

3rd of May is the day where you hug Jayden

by Enkwnwkqnevjw svb May 2, 2021

May 5th

show brandon your titties (specifically after school)

it’s may 5th today 😛

by Ball2zero May 4, 2022

coming from may

A band who went there separate ways, they were acoustic but they were a kick ass emo band who's songs had many meanings.

Oh yea I heard of coming from may, saw there myspace and everything. They rock!

by Lost-Ninja February 7, 2006