dervals mom 

a hot milf so hot
derval think shes hot too lol

dervals mom is such a milf

dervals mom by josh choi February 20, 2005

ur mom 

1)The basis of thousands of bad jokes 2)The basis for millions of sweet comebacks

1)ur mom is so gay, she is a lesbian

2)ur mom is so gay, you masturbate to your mom masturbating about the thought of my mom being gay, while you suck her.

ur mom by ftrdrrtgh June 12, 2005

your mom 

what people say after almost every other word.

this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.

" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"

or

" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"

your mom by susie bebop July 20, 2008

Om Nom Mom

1. Another nickname for a M.I.L.F.
2. A term that can be used to describe an extremely hot Mom.
3. A term created for an original comedic effect used to describe an attractive Mother.

"If that girl is attractive, then her mom must be an Om Nom Mom."

Om Nom Mom by Jimson Jabs February 21, 2010

that thing you do with your mom 

sex, intercourse or other sexual things

I did that thing you do with your mom last night with your girlfriend.

that thing you do with your mom by hitmanjones21 May 20, 2008

Tims Mom 

Tim Georges Mom is f-ing goregeous. Milf and a half.

Tim's mom showed up to wrestling practice, and the whole team got boners.

Tims Mom by Pimpindemhoes April 18, 2005

your mom goes to college 

A fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term 'your mother'
as heard in movie: Napoleon Dynamite(2004). said by character 'Kip'

Kid: You're ugly fatass!
Kid2: Uhm, you're mom goes to college so why are you fucking with ME?

your mom goes to college by GangstaBoiBenjAmIn January 12, 2005