Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend

Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.

by anonymous February 10, 2024

jakes

just kidding

i hate you jakes

by japes April 23, 2018

Jake

A meat rider for people named Sam Longhurst

Jake is the biggest meet rider.

by Troy Whorebag November 23, 2023

Jake Buchner

The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.

"Jake Buchner is the biggest f boy!!!"

by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018

God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!

Who is God? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

Jake Paul

A cringey, stupid, dumb fucked up hoe nigga that needs to be stopped. A cancerous youtuber. Please STOP Jake Paul.

Teacher : Why were you in the hospital for 1 month and your ears are bleeding!
Me : Because I listened to Its Everyday Bro by Jake Paul
Teacher : OMG

by DOCTOR FUNNY November 6, 2017

Jake

A boy who acts hard to get but in reality just has a massive ego, annoying kids who are slightly younger than him see him as a king. Jake is someone who wears the same thing every day, and loves to be the best at everything. He is annoying but sometimes has a nice side to him.

Jake sucks balls

I pulled a Jake

by Laughinglittleblonde April 5, 2024