When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
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Get the Jake mug.Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
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