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santa laws

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4th law of motion

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Bush's Law

Noun
Bush's Law, named after George W. Bush, describes a moment in a competitive environment where the score is 9-11. A derivative of Zonic's Law from Counter Strike
The score is 8-11, Bush's Law incoming??? Pausechamp
by Dr Socks December 17, 2023
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Connaghan’s Law

A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.
Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.
by Doctor R2-D2 December 17, 2023
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the Jenny law

The Jenny law states that any person with the name of Jenny with a last name starting with S can not be sick or ill in anyway.
“No Jenny you can’t be sick that breaking the Jenny law”
by Hunt budunt December 18, 2023
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Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)
Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law
by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023
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Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
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