Harry Maguire 

The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the real goat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.

1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"

Harry Maguire by Pessidoggyispinished July 12, 2024

Harry 

More frequently called 'Skeleton', Harry is an Asian adolescent who is(somehow) extremely white. This is up to the degree where he is more white than yellow. Additionally, he constantly uses the Gen Z accent, leading to strange-looking capitalisation. For some reason, whenever someone is around him, their inner-Gen-Z-accent is switched on.

"SkELetOn..."-Marcus
"fATty..."-Harry
"GrRrRRrr"-Marcus

Harry by HammyShoe July 13, 2024

Harry Kane 

"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride"
The ultimate runner-up
Biggest bottle job in football

Harry Kane in his 30s has less trophies than a 17 year old.
With Bayern ending their run of 11 successive Bundesliga titles in 2024, as Bayer Leverkusen stormed to their first-ever title win, fans were concerned that Kane had brought his inability to win trophies.

Great collection of runner up medals Kane must have

Harry Kane by MomentsFC July 15, 2024

Harry Hinton 

A sexy beast who is the best striker in the whole football world.

“ Oh, you know that Harry Hinton? Yeah he’s a gorgeous man”

Harry Hinton by SeñorGinge August 17, 2024

hardykin

When someone explosively shits all over the toilet, tank, and wall of the office restroom, then stands suspiciously with their back to the wall in an effort to conceal soiled garments.

Bro, I don’t know who pulled a Hardykin, but we’re gonna need a HazMat crew decontaminate the men’s room. And probably the ladies room too.

hardykin by Patches O’Houlihan December 10, 2024

harry sisson 

satan's best friend

harry sisson sucks

harry sisson by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 19, 2024

Harry dhillon 

A 5'11 brown munda who effortlessly attracts brown kudiya, He is often called a "rizz god" or someone with "max rizz". He’s got the game, knows how to pull brown kudiya, and has a natural smooth operator vibe. He has W rizz, meaning he's pro in flirting. And on top of allat, He's JATT.

Harry Dhillon, remember the name, you might him somewhere rizzing up brown kudiya.

Harry dhillon by A$CE January 30, 2025