albert einstein from temu

me

i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025

Victor from BGI 24/25

a Lone alpha wolf, just trying to hang out with the cool boys. he knows he's a sigma, and he's rest peacefully knowing he can mog the whole school. trust me. "you don't wanna play with the devil"

oh no its victor. hide! we don't wanna play with the devil victor from BGI 24/25

by alekjdjwjdj January 15, 2025

Stealing from the geese

The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.

Ashlyn came home from chemistry class and couldn’t wait to begin stealing from the geese

by davewantsshots January 17, 2025

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?

I would be a great title maker.

Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025