That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011
Get the Random Bar Douchemug. Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006
Get the corporate douche bagmug. friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc
"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"
"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"
"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"
by sandycan January 7, 2012
Get the Side-kick douchemug. wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.
by dingledick69 April 6, 2017
Get the douche cruise shipmug. Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022
Get the Douche-Le-Bagmug. someone who is a complete ass hole or just a fun word to call someone..cause they'll ask what the hell is that?
you're such a douche-ma-hogen!
by irish22!! January 5, 2009
Get the douche-ma-hogenmug. 1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”
2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”
2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”
by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021
Get the nuke the douche flutemug.