National Donkey Day

8 May 2024 - National Donkey Day. A day to celebrate a white donkey at Sondela Nature Reserve. Might be he's birth day or something. I just work here.

"Did you know it's National Donkey Day?"
"What is National Donkey Day?" "A Sondela thing."

by Rae. Potgieter May 8, 2024

National donkey day

National donkey day is celebrated each year in 8th May to celebrate our overlords.

Oh, by the way! Did you go worship our overlords on national donkey day?

by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024

Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.

That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!

by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024

doodle donkey

doodle donkey is a noun that can describe one person (singular) or a group of people (plural). To use this word to describe a group of people, it must meet the requirements of having males companions within the group as well.

“Is Erika’s doodle donkey coming?”
“Let’s hang out at Karen’s with doodle donkeys”
“Sedney’s doodle donkey will be late.”

by sedneyed January 21, 2026

Swamp Donkey

Billie Eilish.

Billie Eilish is a swamp donkey.

by GanjaBreadman February 6, 2026

Jizz donkey

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

human 1 : Jizz donkey human 2: God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

by Kiffytheapple February 13, 2026

Heber Donkey

A legendary, chaos-driven creature known to roam the wilds of Heber Valley—veraciois in appetite, energy, and mischief w the occasional offspring of many mammals. Equal parts menace and myth, it charges through fields and mountains alike, leaving behind laughter, confusion, and the occasional questionable decision.

Often referring to a tight-knit brotherhood of lovable degenerates—fueled by deep belly laughs, strong drinks, and zero regard for consequences.

Martha, our virgin calf just Heber Donkey’d.

Alright Brady, I grab balls.. but in a playful way

Jesus Roy, you Heber Donkey’d the shit out of that tequila bottle!!

by Jordan from March 21, 2026