december 25

what the fuck did you think today was obviously today is the fucking day where you get to open up your presents... last christmas i found pig meat in mine. then the next day peppa pig was cancelled

hey its december 25
*next day*
RIP Peppa pig

by teccabellripsklafree9 November 11, 2019

december 1st

The official end of NNN ( No Nut November

Yesss its December 1st

by 👌🏽me November 13, 2019

December 5th

National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it

Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course

by Csyr so ihvtit retichot November 13, 2019

No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.

Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord

by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019

December 1st

National slurp your drink loudly day

Slurp your drink loudly on December 1st

by MohammedWisam_YT November 14, 2019

December 2nd

If you have not heard the news, we are all skipping school on December 2nd. We are going to make it an official No School Day. Spread the news. 🙂🙃

Girl 1: Have you heard we are not going to school on December 2nd?
Girl 2: Oh, yeah! No school on December 2nd.
Girl 3: Why.
Girl 1: So we can make it a No School Day!
Girl 3: Ok!

by Weirdest girl ever November 14, 2019

December

Finally! If you passed nnn, you can go jerk off for the whole month without anyone judging you. Jerk off as much as you want, or whenever you want

“My mom caught me jerking off, but is December and I passed nnn.”

by Pjppy12 November 14, 2019