Cap de tabla

Este un copil care nu intelege ceea ce vrei sa spui, de obicei raspunzand cu ceva complet gresit sau care nu are legatura cu ce ai spus

Q: Iti place brandul ASUS?
A: Da, fac lapte bun
Q: Ba esti un copil cu cap de tabla

by Copilul Destept aka. Gabi April 2, 2021

suco de melão

Brazilian way of asking for sex

Person1: Ai eu quero suco de melão
Person2: meu pau na tua mão kkkkkkkk

by luizinho2581 April 11, 2021

Gerald De Cruz

omg look at that hunk

I really wish I was like Gerald De Cruz, he is just so big

by RustyTheBigGuy April 13, 2021

Journée nationale de urlocalWaifu

Il faut envoyer 404947477473744 euro a urlocalwaifu 🥺 sinon rien enfaite Owo si aesthethic

C'est la journe nationale de urlocalWaifu

J'aime pas ta tête de gros gorille

Journée nationale de urlocalWaifu

by Jdhdvdvevebeb April 21, 2021

De-clagging

The art of moping up semen from a prositutes vagina after she has been shagged by at least 8 blokes ...

After you select your hooker and you notice a line of people leaving her room , you then 'dip' down and go for the growl hoping to get other men's semen is stuck in her pubic hair and you proceed anyway to mop that all up with your tounge and therefore De-clagging it...
Tasty.....

by Zoidburg May 1, 2021

Cul-de-sac

A word in French that you always see in books but no one knows what it actually means.

*Reading* 'Mary found herself in the cul-de-sac'
Me, a middle aged smart boy: 'HAH, the cul-de-sac. I totally know what that means. Sweet.'

by Sexmaster9000 May 3, 2021

Stinko de Mayo

This is a pun of the Cinque de Mayo holiday on May 5. What you get when you eat too much Mexican food, especially with beans.

Watch out, I just made a stinko de mayo. Too much mayonnaise on my wonder bread and baloney sandwich.

by Stinko May 5, 2021