Juul in a can

Lots of smoke that’s inside a soda can.

Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU PUT A LIT UP MATCH INSIDE THAT THING!?!?
Person 2: I call it juul in a can lol

by Adamsnon February 11, 2023

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not

Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"

by Izza avalos December 23, 2017

Can

Can’s, i have a Can, I love my Can.. But Can is not my bf as he should. And that’s pretty annoying

i love Can bcs Can can make me happy

by 222xoxo November 21, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019