Beer

Something that never broke my heart.

Long neck, ice cold beer never broke my heart.

by MavRocket9 March 17, 2024

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.

'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'

by slayqueenslayer March 21, 2024

Oklahoma beer fountain

When a dude butt chugs a beer, then proceeds to get fucked by another dude. Causing a beer fountain when they’re done

I heard Nick did a Oklahoma beer fountain last week

by Jdubss January 29, 2026

Oklahoma beer fountain

When one dude buttchugs a beer then gets fucked causing a beer fountain after wards

I love a good Oklahoma beer fountain

by Jdubss January 29, 2026

Beer Science

The only branch of academia where "further research" is just an excuse to open a fourth bottle on a Tuesday night. It turns "drinking alone" into "conducting a sensory evaluation" and "being hungover" into "gathering data on ethanol metabolites."

I'm not 'wasted' at 2:00 PM!

I’m deep into some beer science regarding the flavor stability of my barrel-aged stout. Now pass me the data opener!🍺

by @BigMac January 30, 2026

Wisconsin Beer

Any beer at a bar served for $2 including tax.

"Excuse me barkeep, can I get a Wisconsin beer?" "Yeah I got PBR or Miller today"

by OhMannClint February 18, 2026

Wisconsin Beer

Any Wisconsin beer sold a bar for $2 including tax.

"Excuse me barkeep, can I get a Wisconsin beer?"
"You betcha, I got PBR or Miller Lights" "that will be two bucks"

by OhMannClint February 18, 2026