Year 11: do you need help finding your class
Year 7: shall I bang you fam
*year 7 gets punted like a football*
Year 7: shall I bang you fam
*year 7 gets punted like a football*
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Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
by PurpleDrank January 2, 2021
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Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
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Get the Bang it mug.The erroneous belief - prevalent among certain groups of young males - that one is legally entitled to sexual intercourse with any female with whom one shares a birthday
B: I was born on February 20th, so I have the right to bang Rihanna.
A: You are one lucky MF. I was born on April 4th and must settle for Jamie Lynn Spears.
A: You are one lucky MF. I was born on April 4th and must settle for Jamie Lynn Spears.
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