Apple

A rounded fruit with a red, yellow, or green skin, firm white flesh and a seedy core.

This apple tastes sour.

by EscapeTheMatrix February 13, 2024

doing the apple

You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.

Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple

by theguywhoknowsatriceratops February 27, 2024

Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

apple

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.

ALL HAIL THE APPLES

by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024

Bad apple friend

A Bad apple friend means a, bad friend or, a bad friend who does some annoying things or stuff that they done horrible to make you uncomfortable or, stop being their friend or telling you to stop and don't care about it.

Until they realize, they are a Bad apple friend.

Max is a Bad apple friend! He always be friendly with from the past but now, he's a bad friend.

I have a Bad apple friend right now.

I have 3 Bad apple friends.

by rainingcat666 March 10, 2024

apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

Apple Fister

The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.

She insists on an Apple Fister before she cooks.

by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024