fucking anal-discharge

where you're so angry that you are about to and/or wish upon the act of spaz-tastically shoot fucking liquid out of your ass. *painful*

tera: you are so fucking stupid
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!

by darksunnymoon November 07, 2019

Anal Butt Sweats

When you have the shits soo bad that it leaks through your anus to your pants creating a rectal ring.

Damn, Theresa said she won't make in down here for vacation.

Why?
She has the anal butt sweats and unsure of how long they will be lasting.

Good thing.....I have white furniture.

by DaRth79 January 12, 2015

Anal Root Canal

A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.

Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.

by Wyo For Life April 09, 2018

Anal sex aficionado

It is a word that means but slut some one who takes it in the ass

That girl is such a anal sex aficionado

by Kingunderworld March 08, 2018

360 Anal Kabob

This is when a person does a 360 and mid-air shoves a kabob skewer up another person anus.

Oh and he was just 360 anal kabobed

by Longbillsmith November 08, 2020

Busted anal pipeline

Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.

Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.

by Lisamarshall420 February 07, 2017

anal beads anthem

you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming

yo can you play the anal beads anthem i love that song!

by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020