Apple

A fruit that smells like a buttcheek on a stick x23

Man that apple is lit like a poop

by Qazplmweroiu October 14, 2019

Apple

Bruh,are you joking? You looked up APPLE for god sake here just-ya know what fine and apple is a fruit god damn it

''i love apples''

by Animalcrossingislife June 29, 2020

Accokeek apple pie

Fucking an apple pie to the brink of climax then pulling out your phallus and inserting it into your partner using the apple pie excrement as lube until you creampie

She gave me an Accokeek apple pie because shes a futa

by XDBALLS July 16, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 20, 2025

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

apple chunker

One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.

Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.

by George Binger August 31, 2016

Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)

Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....

by Sperty November 24, 2019