Silver Apple

The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.

"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"

"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"

by Manther's"R"Us December 6, 2011

apple whackies

Unknown drug taken by truck drivers referenced in king of the hill TV show season 8 episode 7.

What were you gulping on reds, bennies, apple whackiest?

by Master Baiter 4sure March 16, 2025

apple cruise

driving around in a car smoking out of an apple

don't have a place or something to smoke out of then you simply get a apple and drive around which is called apple cruise

by kushapplecruise November 30, 2010

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

apple

A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise

Wow that apple looks so good

by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024