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As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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American

...looks can be deceiving; "thin" does not, automatically, translate: healthy. w/ that said: just because a person is "overweight" does not mean they will keel over @ any given moment.
There are varied social statuses, educational backgrounds, etcetera.
Not here 2 bash the Americas, but my observation(s) of being born & raised are this: we have a problem w/narcotics coupled w/methods like hypnosis, electoshock therapy, etc.
This is the Americas; many cultures have decended upon this continent; many not by choice.

There are generations of ppls here w/ deep seeded hatred 4 the Americas. Free 2 come here...many made

that sacrifice.
You know, I watched The Mauritanian.
I know what its like 2 have next 2 nothing & what its like to have a lot. I know what "working hard" can mean; its not, always, physical labor.
With that said: it takes hard work 2 be "stupid", so don't accuse Americans of being stupid.

Not many have a choice of free will..not all exercise it. Many force their right of free will upon others thereby taking away another's right to free will.
ALL Americans see eye to eye (ever found 100% unison in a home, etc?); many do not know the existence of many more. Just like there are many foreign continent ancestors with American children, relatives, etcetera? Many Americans migrated to other continents (for varied reasons).♻️
I cannot eat "fast food" the way I did when in hs. I was able to become an educated, adult, American....
🇹🇹I'm proud to be an american; at least, I know I'm free and I won't forget those who gave their lives....
And I stand up and say...
G-d bless the USA🇺🇲

Conversation on a bus: American person 1: bashing America, bashing America, blah, blah, blah
person 2: So, why did you come back?
person 1: I'm from here.
by ¡USA! March 21, 2021
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American

-Formal~ An idiot, usually mispronouncing words of the English language.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.
Brit1-Oy mate! Have you seen that American over there?
Brit2-Aye. There a real wanker.
by This guy man... June 25, 2025
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American High

A bunch of people bought a high school and decided to start a channel on YouTube, maybe TikTok and Reels idk, where they film short-form content about school in it. The owners are Hyde Healy, Aidan Micho, Julia Dicesare, Grace Reiter, and Ryan Micho. Everyone else is apparently too insignificant to be on the channel banner, although most 12-year-old girls go through a phase where they have a crush on Aidan Micho.
"wtf I started watching American High and now all that's in my feed are edits of Hyde Healy"

"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"
by someone malignant March 26, 2025
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american history x

a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.
"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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american paintjob

When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.

Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018
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Native Americans

A group of people who are a white persons afterthought. Often out of consideration when white people want real estate.
NoUhh: EmmMa, here’s free land
EmmMa: uh NooUhh I think the native Americans live here. Maybe don’t take it
NoUhh: who cares about them? They’ll find a new home.

EmmMa: eh fuck it we are clearly more important.
by FugginPARODYbro July 4, 2025
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