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Jake

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!
Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
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Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean
Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!
by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023
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Jake

A jake is a god who likes to be worshipped. He is a very special individual
Jake is cool
by Jj waller December 18, 2019
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Jake

A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.
I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake
by suckmystickywilly November 21, 2021
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Jake

the legendary Jake from flamingos diemart video where he killed Jake in Roblox with a sword a second or two later a loud bang was heard and the king truely felt fear for the first time
all right; satisfactory.
"everything was jake again"
by airpods203040 June 5, 2024
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Where's Jake

When working on the 240 mainly but does happen to other cars Jake is involved in and never shows up or shows up late when the job is done.
Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??
by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025
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Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017
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