Cajones are bigger than your brain

You're brave. Very brave. Stupidly brave. Get smart please.

Boy, your cajones are bigger than your brain.

by echoAwoo May 16, 2022

Gooshy Brain

(1.) A fairly uncommon insult denoting one’s mental capacity.

(2.) However, in recent history it has been recorded as describing a particularly pleasurable act of fellatio.

(1.) James must have gooshy brain because he totally failed that super easy test.

(2.) Bro Ally gave me that gooshy brain last night!!

by Professor Gooshy Brain May 19, 2022

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

Brain Awoken

It’s a word for saying that you are smart and aware what’s going on in the world opposite of brain dead

I’m not “brain dead” I’m brain awoken

by John46778 May 22, 2022

Shit-For-Brains

Used as an insult to a person, after doing something dumb.

Guy 1: YO, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS?? HUH?? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES?? YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN.

Guy 2: STOP YELLING AT ME

by TheNerdCrusader May 28, 2022

serbia brain

A word which is uncommonly used to describe someone with a particularly low IQ at the moment

wow you really just got serbia brain right now

by PACov May 29, 2022

Brain Sigh

When someone watches/reads the news about everything that is happening ALL over the world and their brain decides to have an aneurysm. The brain waves the white flag to surrender with hopes that heaven might be calmer.

My grandma experienced a brain sigh. She was watching the 6 pm news, held her head, and had an aneurysm. The news technically killed her?

by Chaotically-Sane =) June 2, 2022