hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017

bee hair

When a girl's hair is so messy it looks as if she's been attacked by bees.

Ugh that girl talking to the bar tender has a huge case of bee hair.

by AshleyIsntOkay April 30, 2014

Pineapple Hairs

A youtuber by the name of Anix calls the green stuff on top of a pineapple.

"I don't know what's it's called, I guess I'll call the green stuff Pineapple Hairs."

by Noob Cews June 16, 2020

kick someone who has hair gel day

december

december is kick someone who has hair gel day

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019

Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022

pineapple hairs

typically referred to the top of a pineapple but mostly spongebob's house (anix don't sue me)

woah did you see spongebob's pineapple hairs on his house?

by gjnhrufujw June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hair

Pineapple Hair is a pineapple crown , or the leaves that that grow on pineapple . This word was made by Anix , Canadian bloxburg builder , famous for its buildings , jokes , and “bachook” .
P.S I have subscribed , and I like hotel , and skyscraper building the most , as my friends do

I’ve accidentally put pineapple hair into your hawaian pizza.

by TIMURch1ck June 16, 2020