David is someone who never texts his gf even tho she’s sad and lonely. He never sends her pictures or anything to make her happy, he never post her or tries to show her off in any way possible . He’s following other bitches and thinks that’s not hurting her feelings. :)
David needs his dick sucked
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by goosebumpsss November 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug. A boy who thinks he knows his own sexuality, but in reality the most sus person you will ever meet. David has a fantasy about getting fucked by Armit Arlert in titan form.
by Donyea January 1, 2020
Get the Davidmug. 
1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
by tirtle July 9, 2018
Get the Alan David Schlongmug. Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up
by Meandmybros January 27, 2019
Get the david najifimug. by AppleLover225 November 19, 2023
Get the Davidmug.