u lovin the size

Girl: ' I'm leaving you!'
Boy:'Lol i think the fuck not cause u lovin the size'
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PCY:'U lovin' the size' Freal Luv-Far East Movement
by leo_e June 02, 2017
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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no u

people use this to DESTROY someones life by saying 'no u'
Guy A: I bet you're adopted.

Guy B: no u
Guy A: *fucking dies*
by MM yes the BIG no u March 24, 2020
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Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.
So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.
by SvenTY May 23, 2023
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fac u

bru fac u!1!1!1!1!
by fac u September 05, 2021
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U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.
Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"
by Oomph January 22, 2022
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b r u h

a spaced-out version of bruh. used to indicate an absolute bruh momment
one guy: hey i got an a+
me: b r u h everyone knows that
by anonymous June 08, 2021
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