Shit Rape

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.

Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.

by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015

shit nut

1. A nut that has not been properly decomposed within the body. These nuts cause for discomfort when releasing crap from your ass.
2. A person who is causing discomfort to another.

You damn shit nut go away.

by Tam 92 September 28, 2005

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

random shit

To have random fun or discutions. Usually said or done by Jay.

Yo wanna do sum random shit?

- stfu Jay

by Sharpiexmy-eyes June 2, 2008

flying shit

When you really really really don't care.

Ho: I'm breaking up with you.
Indifferent Pimp: I don't give a flying shit.

by Tomato Soup May 12, 2009

Running Shit

Thinking you're too cool; and you often have sex Cami Style.

Crushing an apple on your own head to intimidate an upper classman.

Ex: "Oh my god do you see Joey? He is totally running shit!"

by JoeyWarren123 January 2, 2012

Angry Shit

Going to the toilet for a shit (poo/crap) whilst playing the popular iPhone game "Angry Birds".

Often this leads to a more pleasurable time in the porcelain palace, as taking ones time always leads to better results.

Side effects: the sweaty imprint of the throne on your ass.

I'm off for an angry shit, gotta 3 star this bitch so i may be some time.

by th3hamburgler October 15, 2010