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Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.
Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
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Straight

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!
I'M A RAGING GAY!!!
BE GONE STRAIGHT HUMANS!!!
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Straight Sudzin

The term “Straight Sudzin” comes from the old special term made by someone who is special themself. The term refers to one partaking in a bath time with a bubble bath and rubber ducky. Another might refer to the term as being slang for having a bath time with themself.
Hello there kind sir mind if we go Straight Sudzin in ur bathroom and i definitely won’t tickle each one of your ballsacks individually”
by sudzincomittee011 February 10, 2022
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straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird
That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024
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straight man

hes not just super but is also straight
why cant everyone be like straight man?
by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022
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Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
by matkap March 15, 2021
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allegedly straight

Anybody who isn't out.
Person to two guys: You would make a cute couple.

Guy: I'm straight
Person: Allegedly Straight
by m999999999m November 14, 2021
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