Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris Kutyla

The biggest NPC of all time who like emos and gets hard looking at one.

Chris Kutyla is a Chris Kutyla

by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022

chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

chris!!!

abbys boyfriend who loves her with all the love

i love chris!!!

by soysauceypants June 1, 2021

chris koble

Chris kobles are awesome.They are lit.They are cool and savage

I went to a party this kid I hung out with is Chris koble

by Cam3151 March 23, 2017

chris mcbirnie

the baddest mother fucker in the block smokes weed and lives life to the fullest.

chris mcbirnie is dope

by lil cock pump November 13, 2020