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Sam and Jake

Sam and Jake are so fit
by nuxxi February 23, 2023
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Jake Coren

When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.
I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy
by Nosneb1 October 19, 2010
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Jake

A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.
Omg is that Jake he is so ugly
by Mind reader 4567890- October 21, 2020
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Jake paul

A handsome man who is happily married and makes dobe content and his songs are better than ricegums songs.DISS.
Person1:Why are you so happy

Person2:I watched jake Paul’s vlog
by ?Do you know my name May 3, 2018
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Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
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Jake

Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.
by DerpGod January 16, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do
by i am a persn April 4, 2021
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