Hottest Person Alive

Fiona Roll

Fiona Roll is the hottest person alive

by You certainly don't know me February 5, 2021

The Personality Principle

When a bro rates a female on the 0-10 scale, the personality principle describes the influence of personality upon the rating. The effect personality has in terms of rating decreases toward the extremes of the scale.

0's and 10's: No possible change from personality
1's and 9's: Possible change of 1 point up or down (as a result of personality)
2's and 8's: Possible change of 1 point up or down (as a result of personality)
3's and 7's: Possible change of 1.5 point up or down (as a result of personality)
4's and 6's: Possible change of 1.5 point up or down (as a result of personality)
5's: Possible change of 2 point up or down (as a result of personality)

A 10 will always be a ten no matter how bitchy or cool they are; a 5 can possibly be a 3 or a 7 depending on their personality

PSA for all women, your personality matters!

Austin: "Hey dude, I met a dime last night but she was a mega bitch. Still a 10 though.
Andrew: "Did you meet any other women?"
Austin: "Yeah there was this decent-looking 5 but she was super cool. After the night was over, I'd rate her a 7."
Andrew: "That's The Personality Principle at work, bruh."
*High-fives*

by The Bitch Principles September 2, 2015

Personal Paradise

The love sick, mushy, feeling you get after ejaculating, or when masturbating and you feel the vanilla pudding rise up your chords

Oh yes, HALLELUJAH!!!! THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM AT THE BEACH IN LOS ANGELES OR MIAMI WITH FRIENDS AND HAVING SEX ON MY BEACH TOWEL WITH A SURF BOARD COVER UP!!! It SURE IS FEELS LIKE A VACATION, A PERSONAL VACATION, A PERSONAL PARADISE!!!!!

by YGA Shark Choppa March 11, 2019

5th person

A term use to Tell that A character understands that their in a book

5th person is out of my understanding Idk not How to make a person understand their in a book

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023

National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day

Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025