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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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My Cool Rice

Rice that is one quarter Indian. It will probably compulsively lie and intrude on other people's homes.
Comes to Your House:
On the phone"Hey it's My Cool Rice! Dude, lets talk about our music! I'm coming now"
by Mike Beans December 15, 2008
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Cool

Constipated

Over waited

Old
Lady
Best acronyme evrr
Girl: OMG I am sooo cute!
Me: I think u r cool.
Girl: Gee thx!
Me: I meant the acronyme stupid.
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 6, 2021
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Cool

Jd is Cool
John Daniel is the coolest
Jaydee is the definition of cool
by Danieljohn012 May 19, 2018
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Cool

Acronym for Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser. Often used to subvert people's expectations by calling them COOL first, and then informing them what it stands for.
Person 1: You're COOL
Person 2: Thanks man
Person 1: Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser
Person 2: shit man why'd you have to do me like that
by legally stupid April 16, 2022
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Air Cooled Pussy

Air Cooled Pussy
The gap you can see through a girls thighs / crotch while standing straight up with her legs close together
This is usually accompanied by a tight ass and a athletic build.
Damn, that chick has an Air Cooled Pussy
by sgtinf February 9, 2021
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The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
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